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MoveUp Poll : We're Number Two!

An elated Dennis Kucinich commented on the MoveUp vote: "This is a great showing and a tremendous victory for our campaign - I thought we wouldn't  get a single vote! Thanks to everyone who voted in this 'First Primary' and especially those who voted again and again and again. You proved that you people have noting better to do than vote in on-line polls."

Congressman Kucinich came in second with 2% right after "None of the Above" with 98%.

While pundits have tried to relegate us to "fringe" or "2nd tier" status, Democratic voters have finally had their say: "This vote reflects what our campaign has been seeing in the field -- total lack of interest by anyone but unemployed, left-wing radicals."

Marie Antoinette Endorses Kucinich

While many of his presidential rivals are pursuing endorsements from mainstream groups such as labor unions, Democrat Dennis Kucinich has cornered the market on eclectic endorsements.

The latest comes from Marie Antoinette, wife of French King Louis XVI, both of whom lost their heads in the French Revolution in 1793. "Let them eat tofu!" her royal highness said referring to Dennis' vegan diet.

This endorsement was made possible by Shirley MacLaine who channels for the beheaded French queen. Other endorsements "from beyond" include Napoleon, Helen of Troy and Julius Caesar. (more endorsements)


 

Kucinich Challenges Cheney to a Duel Over Iraq

Democratic presidential aspirant Dennis Kucinich is calling on Vice President Dick Cheney to explain his role in how the now-disavowed claim that Iraq was seeking uranium in Africa ended up in President Bush's State of the Union address.

In a letter sent to the vice president, the Ohio congressman challenged Cheney to meet him in front of CIA headquarters at noon on Friday.

Cheney's office did not immediately return a phone call seeking comment.

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A Haiku is a small poem with oriental metric that appeared in the XVI century and is very popular mainly in Japan. Usually it has 3 lines and 17 syllables distributed in 5, 7 and 5. It's almost like a photo of some specific moment of nature. More than inspiration, it's need meditation, effort and perception to compose a real Haiku.

A Haikucinich is a funny, true poem about the Boy Mayor of Cleveland. Send your HaiKucinich to the Webmaster by clicking here.  

With the exception of the last two Haikuciniches, all of these were submitted by Matt from Cleveland. Thanks Matt!



Little Denny boy
Turned the lights out years ago
Still not very bright

Boy Blunder beware
Our dear Mistake on the Lake
Was his own Default

In Cleveland we Trust 
His reign ever in turmoil 
Let George pay the bill

Recall the Mayor 
One who did so much damage 
In so little time

Imagine our town 
Shining City on the Bluff 
Gone in one big Puff 

He said so proudly 
Rebuild the neighborhoods now 
Big Banks had a cow 

Denny too many 
Much more we really can't take 
Throw him in the lake

We watched in Wonder 
One so young, a pretender 
Our own Boy Blunder 

Dennis the Menace 
Put one over on Cleveland
And still elected

The Haiku of Hegemony
by Dennis Kucinich

Plotting gains. False promise low rates,
Political contributions place.
Regulatory controls erase.
Energy supplies manipulate.
Shortages create.
Blackouts.
Taxpayers bled.
Ratepayers dead.
Windfall profitgate.
Earnings misstate.
Stock inflate.
Enron investigate.
Bail-outs by state.
System remains.

http://www.commondreams.org/views02/0530-07.htm

 

 

Nader urging Democrats to back Kucinich in '04 primaries

Consumer activist Ralph Nader, still undecided about running again as a third-party candidate, said yesterday that he is urging Democrats to vote for Rep. Dennis Kucinich in the presidential primaries next year.

Nader, stopping short of an endorsement of the long-shot Democrat, said "Dennis will bring the party so far to the left and leave it in such a shambles that they'll come running to me next summer begging for me to run".

 

Kucinich Denies Sleeping Through Blair's Speech To Congress

During British Prime Minister Tony Blair's speech to a joint session of Congress, a television camera appeared to catch Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio), the anti-war presidential candidate, snoozing away!

But Kucinich says he wasn't sleeping and stressed that "there's another side to the story."

It turns out that under the advice of his team of gurus and spiritual mystics, Kucinich "meditates" several hours a day. "To the unenlightened observer it may appear that I'm sleeping but I'm, in fact, in a deep trance, uh, meditating" said the congressman.

Kucinich added,  "you can tell when I'm sleeping because I snore something terribly."

 

Back Injury Forces Cancellation of Oregon Campaign Stops

Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich has cancelled several campaign stops on the west coast this weekend due to a recurring back injury. According to Dr. Lou Rubin, the congressman  seems to have sprained his back from "all of the flip flops he's made recently". The doctor further explained "that abortion flip flop so soon after the Iraqi sanction flip flop really threw his back out of kilter. Many more of this flip flops and he may require complete bed rest."

Congressman Kucinich hopes to recover quickly but healing may be slowed by continued "jumping to conclusions and running around in circles" said the doctor.

 

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