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Nader urging Democrats to
back Kucinich in '04 primaries
Consumer activist Ralph Nader, still
undecided about running again as a third-party candidate, said
yesterday that he is urging Democrats to vote for Rep. Dennis
Kucinich in the presidential primaries next year.
Nader, stopping short of an endorsement of
the long-shot Democrat, said "Dennis will bring the party
so far to the left and leave it in such a shambles that
they'll come running to me next summer begging for me to
run".



Kucinich Denies Sleeping Through Blair's
Speech To Congress
During British Prime Minister Tony Blair's
speech to a joint session of Congress, a television camera
appeared to catch Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio), the anti-war
presidential candidate, snoozing away!
But Kucinich says he wasn't sleeping and
stressed that "there's another side to the story."
It turns out that under the advice of his
team of gurus and spiritual mystics, Kucinich
"meditates" several hours a day. "To the
unenlightened observer it may appear that I'm sleeping but
I'm, in fact, in a deep trance, uh, meditating" said the
congressman.
Kucinich added, "you can tell
when I'm sleeping because I snore something terribly."



Back Injury Forces
Cancellation of Oregon Campaign Stops
Presidential candidate Dennis
Kucinich has cancelled several campaign stops on the west
coast this weekend due to a recurring back injury. According
to Dr. Lou Rubin, the congressman seems to have sprained
his back from "all of the flip flops he's made
recently". The doctor further explained "that
abortion flip flop so soon after the Iraqi sanction flip flop
really threw his back out of kilter. Many more of this flip
flops and he may require complete bed rest."
Congressman Kucinich hopes to
recover quickly but healing may be slowed by continued
"jumping to conclusions and running around in
circles" said the doctor.

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